‘Offerton’. well that’s where I was born and raised. On the playground is where I spent most of my days. As for ‘Artist’ - that would be me because contrary to popular opinion I do have a job and that would be it. The ‘Government Minister’ line refers to my most recent of meetings with Alistair Darling and ‘Impresses’ refers to how I wowed him with my drawing skillage. Although, if you feel like peeing on my chips you can come up with another interpretation.

-2hands